My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers characters:

daeneryes:

• The L’Oreal brothers
• Male Katniss
• The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
• Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
• Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
• The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
• Robin
• HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
• The Angry Pirate